150+ Fun, Hilarious Jokes For Teens

Whether you’re a parent with children, a teacher with students, or a teenager yourself, you should have some fun jokes ready to go. After all, the best way to break the ice is by making others laugh out loud. If you tell some hilarious jokes for teens, everyone will think you’re the funniest person around. The list of jokes below will cause plenty of laughter — and maybe a few eye rolls. 

The Best Funny Jokes For Teens

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1. Why do pimples make horrible prisoners? Because they keep breaking out!
2. What do you call a 60-year-old who hasn’t reached puberty? A late boomer.
3. What is 47 + 11 + 82 + 161 + 99 + 5? A headache. 
4. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
5. My high school bully still takes my lunch money. But on the upside, he makes great fries.
6. Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.
7. Why do rappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.
8. How do Minecraft players celebrate? They throw block parties!
9. Were any famous men and women born on your birthday? No, only babies.
10. What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!
11. What did the French teacher say to the class? I don’t know — I couldn’t understand her.
12. What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
13. Why did the student eat her homework? Her teacher told her it was a piece of cake.
14. Why was the math book sad? He had a lot of problems.
15. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
16. What do you call hiking U.S. college students? The walking debt.
17. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
18. What do you call high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of COVID-19? Quaranteens.
19. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
20. Why did the high school girl only answer questions one, three, five, and seven on her exam? Because she literally can’t even.

Hilariously Funny Jokes For Tweens

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1. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
2. How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
3. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.
4. What kind of bone should a dog never eat? A trombone.
5. What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of jeans.
6. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
7. What do a judge and an English teacher have in common? Sentences. Lots and lots of sentences.
8. How does the moon cut its hair? E-clipse it.
9. What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.
10. Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive. Sorry.
11. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
12. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
13. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
14. I think my algebra teacher is a pirate. All she ever wants to do is find X.
15. What do pre-teen ducks hate? Voice quacks.
16. What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
17. Which letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in your letterbox.
18. What is red, orange, and full of disappointment? High school pizza.
19. What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!
20. What do a school and a plant have in common? STEM.

Funny Jokes For Kids

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1.  Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.
2.  What do you call a dog in summer? A hot dog.
3. What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler? Nothing, they texted.
4. What did the punching bag say to the boxer? Hit me baby one more time.
5. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
6. Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
7. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
8. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
9. What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
10. What’s a crocodile’s favorite app? Snap!
11. What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
12. What is a cow without a map? Udderly lost.
13. Where do fruits go on vacation? Pearis.
14. What do cows order from? Cattle-logs!
15. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
16. What did one egg say to another? You crack me up.
17. Why did the girl throw a clock out the window? Because she wanted to see time fly.
18. What kind of fighter never uses his fist, but his weapons are delicious? A food fighter.
19. Some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
20. How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit card!

Puns and Dad Jokes Teenagers Will Love

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1. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.
2. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
3. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
5. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
6. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
7. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watchdog!
8. Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.
9. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
10. What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.
11. What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
12. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he went to high school.
13. What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy.
14. What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you don’t use it at all? Students.
15. What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
16. Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.
17. How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired.
18. Where do cows go on Friday nights? The moo-vies!
19. Why did the boy run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.
20. Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because she was a little horse!

Funny Jokes And Riddles For Teenage Kids

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1. What stays in a corner but can travel the world? A postage stamp.
2. Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens? He lost his Hedwig.
3. What do you get when you mix sulfer, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.
4. What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzzzzcuts!
5. My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.” But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
6. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid.
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
8. What fruit tease people a lot? Ba-na, na, na, na…na!
9. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
10. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.
11. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.
12. Have you heard where the word “studying” came from? Students-dying.
13. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
14. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
15. Why do kangaroo mums hate rainy weather? Their joeys have to play inside.
16. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.
17. What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
18. Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
19. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
20. Why can’t a T-rex clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.

Fun Jokes For Teenagers 

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1. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.
2. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
3. How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? He is outstanding in his field!
4. Why did the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C.
5. What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep? A woolly jumper.
6. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
7. What did one DNA strand say to the other? Does my bum look good in these genes?
8. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
9. How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer? You look at the second page of Google search results.
10.  What has one eye, but can’t see? A needle.
11. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
12. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
13. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
14. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!
15. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato? Mashed potato.
16. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
17. What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? They’re both red except for the green one.
18. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
19. Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
20. A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said, “Call for backup.”

The Best Jokes For Teens

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1. What kind of key can never unlock a door? A monkey.
2. Why couldn’t Cinderella play soccer? She kept running away from the ball.
3. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
4. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
5. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge? Of course. The Sydney Harbour Bridge can’t jump.
6. Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
8. What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
9. Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
10. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
11. If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
12. Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!
13. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
14. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
15. What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!
16. What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!
17. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
18. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
19. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
20. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Funny One-Liners And Knock Knock Jokes For Teens

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1. I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.
2. Knock Knock
   Who’s There?
   To
   To Who?
   It’s to whom.
3. I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
4. People are always telling me to live my dreams, but I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.
5. Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, and today I asked her to marry me. She said no on both occasions.
6. I was looking for the lightning when it struck me.
7. I thought my neighbors were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.
8. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
9. A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
10. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.